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:: Thursday, January 30, 2003 ::

IMPORTANT GUSSET FLASH!

Following recent news in the amazing world of film-making, bristol's premier glitch-hop duo

GUSSET

have been commissioned to provide a soundtrack for one of Hollywood's biggest blockbusters for 2003.

Recent disagreements at Universal Studio's have resulted in the firing of the composer of the original score for this major motion picture, due to the studio feeling that the picutre required an abstract, hip-hop breaks influenced soundtrack. After the recent success of so-called rapper "Eminem" and the critically-acclaimed movie "8-Mile", the studio required the potential for a chart position scoring single and accompanying album.

This resulted in some major head-scratching for the producers of the film, until one of their assistants chanced upon the Gusset website accidentally whilst looking for p0rn.

After quickly finishing himself off at the site of Dan's manly physique (well, the guy was only human, unlike Dan), he decided to listen to the MP3's available on the Music page. To cut a long story short, the assistant presented this to his boss (the MP3's, not his spent man-juice). A whirlwind of phone calls ensued and following negotiations, between the Gusset lawyers and those of Universal Studio's, a deal was made and we are proud to release for your eyes only the cover of the soundtrack album:-

The first single to promote this movie will be Black Betty, which will feature a unique sample of Dan shouting "Oi! Ya big green nancy boy, I can see your bell-end sticking out of the leg of your purple pants! Ow, put me down! No, don't step on my nads, leave me one please or my wife'll kill me! ARRRGGHH!"

Believe me this really has to be heard to be believed.

:: Spokesy 30.1.03 [Arc]    ::
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