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:: Thursday, February 20, 2003 ::

I saw some news footage last night of the ...yawn... football. It showed Man U playing someone else who weren’t Man U, and one of the goal things that someone scored. The presenter led me to believe that Beckham scored said goal (this turned out to be a lie... or possibly just a misunderstanding on my part). The footage showed the goal being scored by some ugly fuck with black hair, Van Nestle or something, who didn’t look remotely like Beckham (I do not what he looks like, it’s difficult to escape). For a moment I thought Posh had convinced him to dye his hair black and that Sir Ferguson had given him more of a good kicking in the face than the media made out. I dismissed this as unlikely as the media would never play down such a story, we would be more likely to see a new 24 hour news channel go into operation so we could watch the Beckham’s 24/7 (for there own safety of course). Thankfully this has not yet happened, but maybe it wouldn’t be such a bad idea, if this channel was given exclusive rights to all stories that in any way remotely involved the Beckham’s, Man U, any Spice Girls, and possibly just football generally, and then this channel carried a huge subscription charge that prohibited it for being included in any cable package, we would all be safe. I wonder if we could do the same with the cricket?

:: Dan 20.2.03 [Arc]    ::
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