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:: Friday, July 18, 2003 ::

I’m off on holiday for a week. Behave yourselves. Don’t eat yellow snow.

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Re: Freak Chicken Story. Quote: "I'm the type of person who picks the chickens up on the side of the road," said Julie Butler, Lee's mother. "I call them 'Perdue Refugees.' " Well, if that’s how you want to justify it, you go ahead, but we all know you’re just a sick chicken pimp, lady.

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Meet Larry, or more precicly Larry's face.

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Some people can't help but brag about their lunch box.

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Buy some kleenex and help lower the risk of cancer.

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Freak! Freak! Freeeeeeeeeaak!

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Italian tourist has hard time explaining what happened to their rent-a-car

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Starbucks introduce wifi access in coffee bars, rivals retaliate with boobies.

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I’ve been browsing Nettavisen again. There’s a lot of links there I thought were best left uninvestigated, so have a poke around yourself if these take your fancy: Scientists explain the burning bushes in the Bible, Shy booklovers steal S&M classic, Now its salmon sausages, Goat's cheese caused security trouble.

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Test your stress levels, read the front page carefully.

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J-list (the online store that sells Japanese stuff to us "gaijin") has some cool new t-shirts.
including "Beware of perverts", fake Yakuza tat, and "It is forbiden to unrinate here"

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I was in Pizza Hut last night. I overheard the young mother at the next table tell one of her kids to, "ea' all yer pizza or ya won' ge' any ice cream." Looking at the pizza, I suspect the ice cream might have actually been better for him.

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Roo story: "Mr Crouch suffered a badly sprained hand, scratches and bruising. "It was killed or be killed," Mr Crouch told the Bundaberg News-Mail." - Fuckin' drama queen.

Wireframe puppet man thing – can you make him mosh?

Another thought that should have gone in that Toxic Dancehall review: How do you tell someone politely that the coke round their nose is glowing in the UV? I mean, it’s not like pointing out they have some mayonnaise on their upper lip is it? Or a wadge of broccoli in their teeth? (Subtle Duckman reference there cartoon fans) I decide to let the matter go, what would you have done?

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Axe death roo.
"I'm absolutely sure it would have killed us if it could"
or, to put it another way
"The animal might have just been looking for something to eat because they trust humans"

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You where doing what when you did this?

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Another gig review: Toxic Dancehall, The Black Swan, Bristol, Sat 12.7.03

This gig was great. Brilliant set by D’Kat, who as far as I’m aware hasn’t played live before, he was so worried about his PC surviving it he had a backup CD of a rehearsal set just in case. Fortunately. he didn’t need it, and I have it now =] (Look out for a D’Kat/Gusset collaboration soon!) Ripley’s DJ set was as great as ever, some nice jungle party tunes, ending with that jungle mix of the jungle book thing which is such a great party track. Parasites live set was phenomenal, killer bass, pounding drums, and chopped up noises. It just got faster and faster. Amazing stuff. Anarchic Hardrive made a welcome return to Bristol, with a great set, James and Sam dividing the set into two and playing about 15 mins each, J rapping for both of them. Lots of distorted noises and more twisted riffs. Bang-Ra dropped tracks from his Bikini Bandits album and some other stuff, ragga jungle at its best! Every one of these acts is worth seeing if you ever get a chance.

The venue is perfect for this sort of thing, with the huge garden, DJs outside with a massive PA, bomb-fire burning, and an amazing laid back atmosphere, two rooms inside both with huge PA’s, and the bar wasn’t too expensive either.

And I picked up some new 7”s from
dSWAT while I was there too. The Fanny/BeeSnares split (nice packaging) on Death$ucker, Venetian Snares: Badminton, on Addict, and Donna Summer’s Popxplosion, all of them great.

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Glasto review updated, now with added photos and Sugababes poetry.

Labels: Sugababes

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Surely someone would have told them

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Ask someone in tech support they'll tell you how he feels.

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Wanna see if I can get Gusset a gig at Zou Zou's?

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